TO THE BILL. The Spoiler is back and he might be a heel, face, or tweener, but his winning edge still remains.
The Spoiler vs Roberto Renesto
Spoiler easily won with a rope walk elbow smash. I could have sworn Roberto used to be Roberto ERNESTO.
Hillbilly Pete vs Little Coco
Midgets! "They're kind of like those little mini cars that are very finely tuned. You know, the cars kids love to have." Coco won with a second rope headbutt.
TO THE WOODS. The Von Erichs went hunting ducks. Bill Mercer joined them. You see, the Von Erichs are good ol' country boys who don't get off on disco dancing or city life. In the end, they caught quite a few ducks.
Al Madril vs Great Kabuki
While this wasn't non-stop nerve holds, it still wasn't very entertaining. Kabuki hit the leg smasher, which made Al roll to the floor and get counted out.
Kerry Von Erich/Brian Adidas vs Magic Dragon/Checkmate
Promos from both teams before the match. I still can't believe Checkmate is literally wearing a bootleg Tiger Mask mask. King Kong Bundy came out, despite not being a member of H&H any longer. He said he was now legally free from H&H and has formed his own corporation: Devastation Incorporated. If you get Kerry in the ring with a guy who isn't high level, he seems like a terrible wrestler. Adidas got pinned after a double slam and knee drop to the throat.