Raul Castro The Samoan vs Great Kabuki
A quick double squash for Kabuki, especially lol since Samu is twice as big as him.
Gran Markus II/Destroyer 1 vs Fabulous Freebirds
Before the match could start, King King Bundy and Bill Irwin attacked the Freebirds even before the TV feed came back on. In the end, a giant brawl broke out that needed the cops to clean it up. The brawl lasted longer than the whole handicap match. The Freebirds easily won with a spike piledriver.
TO THE BILL. Bill did a sit down interview with Kerry Von Erich, who is 100% healed and mentally ready to challenge Ric Flair. Kerry is a weird looking dude, and weird sounding dude.
Al Madril/Bugsy McGraw vs Checkmate/Magic Dragon
It's a good thing Bugsy and Hayes are both faces right now so I won't have to get my nightmare match of them in a singles match. Al won with a flying cross body on Magic Dragon.
Bill Irwin vs Kevin Von Erich
I really don't understand how Kevin is so much more athletic than all of his brothers. Shit is weird. After a ref bump, Irwin through Kevin over the top rope. Kevin got back into the ring and Bill bailed, then the ref declared Kevin the winner. For what, I don't know.