WWF Monday Night War 1/24/94
The Royal Rumble came last night, and ended in controversy: Bret Hart and Lex Luger fell to the floor at the same time and were declared CO-WINNERS for the first time in Rumble history. Also, JR is making his Raw debut alongside Vince.
Lex Luger vs Austin Steele
Austin Steel is a Buddy Landel knock off, himself a knock off of Ric Flair, who of course was a rip off of Buddy Rogers. Lex easily beats this multi leveled bootleg with the superplex.
Jeff Jarrett vs Jobber Patterson
Idk I didn't catch his name and don't care to look it up. Double J won with...the O'Connor Roll. OUTTA NOWHERE.
Men On A Mission vs Headshrinkers
This match sucked, btw. I know it's a big shocker, because MOM are known as great workers and all. Maybe it was an off night. Fatu pinned Mo with a FOUR count, because Mable missed his cue to break up the pin and Fonzie had to keep counting even though he clearly already counted to 3.
Adam Bomb vs Tommy Angel
A quick Atom Smasher for Adam the basher. Or something stupid like that.
TO THE TRACK. Sparky Plugg is coming soon to the WWF!
Doink vs Joey Stallings
Weird, I thought Matt Bourne was out as Doink by 1994, but he sure is built like him and wrestled just liked him. Research says his last appearence was 12/30/93, but I suppose this could have been a taped show from late December.
Shawn Michaels vs Tyron Knox
HBK quickly won with the piledriver.