WCW Monday Nitro 4/27/98

This is a special 1 hour, post NBA Finals edition from NOFUCK, Virgina. This is also the show that DX invaded.

Nash and Savage come to the ring. Nash says the Wolfpac is expanding and Savage is the new member. He also says he’ll be Bret’s Huckleberry. They have another new member. KONNAN. To kill the stable before it even starts. Then Nash and Konnan sang Luv 2 Luv U by Timbaland & Magoo. It got really weird.

TO THE JUVI. A special look at the homeliest woman in WCW.

Chris Jericho vs Chavo Guerrero Jr WCW Cruiserweight Championship

Jericho comes out with all of his trophies and conducts an interview with a poster of Dean Malenko. Match is super short, which makes sense since this is a 1 hour show. Chavo dropkicked Chris into Eddie, which made Eddie mad with Jericho after the match, but they got over it and both shit talked Chavo.

Recap and update on Buff. Well, an update to tell us we’ll get an update tomorrow on Tuesday Nitro. 

Hogan, Bischoff, and Beefcoke come to the ring. Lol, Tony is saying the other show down the road can’t even give away tickets. Holy shit, Hogan says that there are tons of hobos he can pick up to take care of his yard, so he doesn’t need Konnan anyway. 

Scott Norton vs Goldberg WCW US Championship

Flying shoulder block puts Goldberg down. That weird neckbreaker thing looks weirder than normal on Norton. They go to the floor and dey be a clubberin. The ugliest rolling knee bar you’ll ever see. Lol, Goldberg sells running into Norton in the corner like he ran into the post. He then gets hit with the shoulder breaker, but kicks out. Lot of arm work. SPEAR! Stalling Jackhammer. 

TO THE MEAN GENE. Gene brings Bret Hart out. “The boos literally tearing the house down tonight here in NOFUCK.” Tony’s been taking lessons from Gorilla. Bret says it is nice to be in the house that Hollywood built. Bret’s getting deep here, saying wrestling is full of pimps and savages and is a business where good men go to die. Damn. Also, Savage is a half troll/half lizard. Lol. I actually believe that Macho could be a troll/lizard hybrid. Bret won’t give any more details until he has Hogan in the ring with him.